Waffle Day: A day in which you celebrate waffles by forcing cake and cards upon your crush.
Essentiae thing: Anything all Essentiae do. Incest, insanity, makeup, delusions of grandeur, megalomainia, etc.
OD List: A list of things Dan has overdosed on.
Rubbing Alcohol: One of the aforementioned things.
The Matrix: The movie Ax thinks he is in
Dan being adorable: He is
Omit that D: Omitting D's since 1998
Random Bench: A random bench